Januar 2012
115 Einträge
~sober new years eve~
I’m having plenty of fun watching TV with Matthew.
DON’T NEED NONE OF THAT BLOOD POISON.
Dezember 2011
97 Einträge
Matthew and I just made like, 30 chicken strips.
brb getting fat.
2 Tags
My right shoulder feels ready to fall off.
This is making holding my mouse difficult.
yournicheintheworld hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: yournicheintheworld hat auf…
I nearly spit out my drink all over my laptop.
It’s a sign from Jesus.
Repent from your homogay ways.
yournicheintheworld hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Do you and your boyfriend “do it”?
I would have said,”You mean have hot passionate sex? Yes.”
Ew gross.
We’re obviously abstinent.
We prefer to pray.
Anonym fragte: Do you and your boyfriend "do it"?
Anonym fragte: Do you have any new years resolutions?
I just want to make a long post and attempt to...
But I can’t.
Because some of them are on tumblr.
THIS MAKES MY LIFE MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.
DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST DO THAT?
Some people.
Oh sweet jesus.
I have this issue where I just can not articulate my feelings towards things.
I do not have the words.
Words can not describe this. You are absolutely ridiculous.
I am a lesser person for knowing you.
There are some people that just need to stop it.
Just stop.
Mother is going in tomorrow to sign the lease on...
Going to be weird moving from a house to an apartment.
Except the apartment is heug.
I’m finally getting a new bed - mother finally accepted the fact that Matthew and I sleep in the same bed so i’m getting a bigger one. I’m also finally getting a TV in my room.
THIS IS SO FOREIGN TO ME.
March 1st can’t come soon enough.
I think it's creepy when you know someone you know...
Not like, sex in general.
But the fact that in ~1 hour they’re going to be pounding away.
It’s creepy.
Of my group of friends from high school,
in the past two months i’ve only spoken to two.
ITS OKAY I DONT WANT FRIENDS ANYWAY.
I've spent more time at Matthews house this month...
And I’m going back on saturday for new years and staying for a week.
So much better than staying here.
Killam doesn't let you renew books that are...
I’m so happy to have another week of late fees.
I am so ridiculously bored.
I’m at that point where I don’t even want to do anything.
Well,
I want to play skyward sword but my brother is a twat and has the wiimote at his girlfriends house.
#woe
Anonym fragte: What is your favorite song?
yournicheintheworld hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: |:
o-o
lankmonster hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: |:
Cute.
You guys just don’t even understand
1 Tag
|:
|:
B+ in chemistry after a horrible horrible horrible...
I am okay with that.
Matthew is a big stupid.
After my biology final tomorrow i'm going to...
I haven’t seen him in over a month.
And school is done so no more early nights early mornings.
I am excite.
"All my powerpoints have been corrupt and I don't...
Don’t lie,
we all know you didn’t take notes.
The exam is tomorrow and you’re just “realizing” now that you have no notes?
Nothing is going to save you, sir.
The North American Elephant
fakescience:
The people on this show have this idea that their...
NO.
It will be an awkward mess of awkward that you will wish to forget.
I CANT TAKE THIS SHOW SERIOUSLY.
“The first time I would want music playing and lights off. The music to cover the funny noises and the lights to cover the funny faces.”
TLC will make a show about anything.
Virgin Diaries?
Seriously?
They made a show about virgins! This guy is 31 and he’s never kissed a girl in his entire life and he’s engaged.
This show is sad.
I feel bad for these people.
I just forgot the cell cycle.
I am ashamed.
yournicheintheworld hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: yournicheintheworld hat auf…
Oh, so he’s cheating on me with you? I didn’t know that.
Well this is awkward.
yournicheintheworld hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: People are legitimately upset that Francisco Lachowski may be gay.
Seriously. It’s like, “You thought you had a chance?”
They just don’t realize that he’s already marrying me.
People are legitimately upset that Francisco...
He’s a brazillian model.
You weren’t going to get in his pants anyway.
yournicheintheworld hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: My laptop autocorrects “skyrim” as “sky rim”
Rimming while skydiving?
Well if you word it like that…
My laptop autocorrects "skyrim" as "sky rim"
that sounds…
acrobatic.
Anonym fragte: Why do you say "faggot" if you're gay? isn't that offensive to other gay people?
Anonym fragte: Do you ever feel that because you're in a relationship that you're missing out on the experience of messing around in college?
Matthew has my Greys season 5 discs and I have...
IM SO BORED.